Posts belonging to Category Music

Eating Your Heart Out #4: The Five Guys Song

I know I’m a little late on this one, but I could not pass up the chance to share this foolishness with the rest of y’all. Let me preface this by saying, while I’ve never been a BIG fan of Five Guys (I’m more of an Elevation Burger guy, myself), I can admit to going […]

Thick’Um Thursday #9

I stumbled across this delightful gif image a little over a week ago, and my immediate response was: JESUS!!!! Understand, while I had heard of singer Elle Varner, I honestly found myself with no real interest in getting to know more about her. Even now, I still haven’t checked out any of her music. But […]

Currently Listening To . . . Azealia Banks – “Fantasea” Mixtape

New music from Azealia Banks, with production by Diplo? YES PLEASE!!! Check it out for yourselves: Download – Fantasea Mixtape

Thick’Um Thursday #4

Jordin Sparks Yeah, you been on your weight loss kick for a minute now, but you still that good-good thick’ums to me, lady!!! Break out da milk n’ cookies!!!!

Currently Listening To . . . . Halestorm – The Strange Case Of . . .

If you like your rock music loud and dirty, this is the album for you! And despite the anatomical impossibility, I wanna have have frontwoman Lzzy Hale’s baby!

Die Antwoord Want Your Nightmares To Have Nightmares

Not much to say here, other than. . . . AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Apparently, Die Antwoord are still making music and some of the most disturbing videos you will ever see. This is what happens in a free South Africa, people!!! Die Antwoord’s new album TEN$ION, comes out on February 7th.

Shizzie – “I Said No” Music Video

Things up-and-coming rappers need to stop doing in 2012: 1) That “dumbbell curl” dance, meant to showcase one’s flashy watch(es). 2) Renting a sports car from Eastern Motors and parkin’ it in da hood! At least park it out in front of a club that’s been closed down ’cause of a shooting the weekend before! […]

Have I Missed My Window To Talk Smack About Lana Del Rey?!

Yes? Well screw you, ’cause this is my blog! In any event, I had been hearing about this young lady for the last few months, and I found myself happily not giving a rat’s ass. I gazed upon the Instagram’ed image of this smarmy, fish-lipped, doe-eyed blond, with a crown of roses adorning her melon, […]

So I Finally Saw Keri Hilson’s “The Way You Love Me” Video . . . .

. . . . and I think I’m gonna have to get tested for any and all sex boogies I may have contracted from simply watching this! I mean, JESUS!!! I know I’m late on this one, and I had full warning of what to expect, but it’s still a bit . . . “much”. […]

Really, Hammer? REALLY?!?

As I continue my recovery from this past Saturday’s Halloween festivities, I’m forced to hold back my laughter at the above video, so as to not aggravate the pain in my chest that often follows regurgitation (Kiddies Beware; alcohol + chili + Italian sausage + a chipotle pepper = mosh pit in your stomach!). I […]