Posts belonging to Category Random Crap

Come See Me In Artist Alley At The Baltimore Comic-Con, Sept. 8th & 9th

If you’re a comic book geek, a sci-fi geek, or just have a really bad case of Asperger’s Syndrome . . . . and you live near Baltimore, you should come check me out at the 13th Annual Baltimore Comic-Con, September 8th & 9th, at the Baltimore Convention Center down by the Inner Harbor. As […]

Eating Your Heart Out #4: The Five Guys Song

I know I’m a little late on this one, but I could not pass up the chance to share this foolishness with the rest of y’all. Let me preface this by saying, while I’ve never been a BIG fan of Five Guys (I’m more of an Elevation Burger guy, myself), I can admit to going […]

Eating Your Heart Out #3: Maximum Mac & Cheese

If I’ve missed anything in my quest to lose weight, it’s a some good mac & cheese. Especially since one of my regular dine n’ drink spots in DC closed (although they’re planning to reopen in the summer), and the mac & cheese there was pretty damn awesome.

Eating Your Heart Out #2: What The F*** Is A Pumpple?!?!

Since one commenter hipped me to this monstrosity, I’ve been oddly intrigued. I’m disgusted and fascinated at the same time! Created by the Flying Monkey Patisserie, in Philadelphia, The Pumpple consists of apple and pumpkin pies baked inside vanilla and chocolate cakes covered with vanilla buttercream. It was 15 pounds, measures a foot tall, and […]

Ducktales in Real Life (sorta NSFW)

For the record, I blame you, Joi Washington!!! If you value your childhood memories of this classic animated series, you won’t watch this video!

Eating Your Heart Out

Now, I’ll preface this by saying that I’ve never been the thinnest branch on the tree, and I’ve been guilty of a few culinary indulgences that would probably offend the delicate sensibilities of more than a few vegetarians (look up “the McGangbang” when you get a free moment!), but I can’t look at the above […]

VAINSTYLE: THE BOOK Previews “The Sexy”

“The Sexy” photo spread, with shots by Forte + Zachary, will be featured exclusively in the upcoming Summer Issue of VAINSTYLE: THE BOOK. The issue will also include Jive/Sony recording artist Matisse, Stargate’s latest protégé Range, DJ Cassidy, Corrine Bailey Rae, Seven and over six fashion spreads forecasting the current season. For More Info, Check […]

Salt And The Russian Spy Scandal

Am I the only one who thinks this whole Russian spy scandal was all just an extremely elaborate marketing campaign for Angelina Jolie’s new action movie Salt? Seriously, the Russians are still trying to steal government secrets from America?!? STILL?! And it seems like the spies involved just got bored and bought their covers as […]

Usual Suspectz & Elevated Ent. Present: Net Work @ Sutra Lounge 5/11/10

Tomorrow night, a few fellow bloggers and myself will be hosting a meet-and-greet event at Sutra Lounge in the Adams Morgan neighborhood of Downtown DC. Feel free to come down and grab some drinks and mix it up with bloggers and blog readers alike, as with shoot the shit and exchange thoughts and ideas. Click […]

How To Waste A Perfectly Good Friday Night

I rarely go to promo events for movies. Not that I had ever had a bad experience with them until this past Friday night. They usually just happened to fall on nights where I’m already doing something . . . or the event didn’t interest me to begin with. But for whatever reason, I felt […]